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September 16, 2007

Scandi Sperm-Too Dangerous To Be Sold in US

It turns out the Scandi plot for world domination was further along than we had previously thought. Thankfully, US officials are doing a better job securing the nation’s high end sperm banks than they are on the southern border.

The NY Post blows the lid off the Snowbacks plan to infect our nations gene pool with a very rare and fatal disease.

New Yorkers looking for a bouncy, blond, blue-eyed baby are in a panic as the city's largest sperm bank - and the only one with imported goods - is running dry.

Cryos International, based in the Financial District, has gone to seed because the Food and Drug Administration banned sperm samples from 30 countries to prevent the spread of Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, a rare, fatal disorder caused by eating beef contaminated with mad-cow disease.

Apparently those clever Scandis were getting us to fund our own assimilation in to their evil collective.

Cryos - which sells about 1,000 samples per month for between $175 and $300 each - is now scrambling to fill its freezer with the seed of local guys who get paid $75 per sample. The most prolific donors supply samples twice a week.

$75 to, uh ‘donate’? Why do I sense a new career option for a lot of you morons?

scandi kid.jpg

This kid fills his diaper….like a Viking!


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