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September 19, 2007

Is That A Schwartenmagen In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Let's give Islamic theocratic governments their due -- they certainly seem to encourage normal healthy sexual behavior.

Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.

"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.

After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large "Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.

But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50, had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.

Question: How big do dildos have to be in order to appreciably notice the extra weight in a large sausage? Did his sex-partner dodge a bullet here or miss out?

Thanks to MarkS.


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