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September 26, 2007

Almost as good as flying cars

A mathematical argument that Parallel Universes are in fact real and explain some of the weird shit we can't quite explain about quantum mechanics.

Parallel universes really do exist, according to a mathematical discovery by Oxford scientists described by one expert as "one of the most important developments in the history of science".

The parallel universe theory, first proposed in 1950 by the US physicist Hugh Everett, helps explain mysteries of quantum mechanics that have baffled scientists for decades, it is claimed...

So there's universes out there where Helen Thomas is scorching hot, Alec Baldwin is a fundy tent revival preacher strung out on smack, I won the MegaMillions, and Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid are in prison where they belong.

Its S.C.I.E.N.C.E


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