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Gamma-Ray Annihiliation LasersGamma-ray annihilation lasers! [S]cientists in the US have successfully combined electrons with their anti-matter counterparts, positrons, to create Di-positronium, bringing the dream of gamma-ray annihilation lasers one step closer to being realized. Gamma. Ray. Annihilation. Lasers. Sounds like lasing a stick of dynamite to me. Well played, Mr. Knight. I have no idea what I'm talking about, but it seems they've found a way to make positrons take up the orbits of normal electrons in normal matter, creating (if only for a few nanoseconds) a molecule which has both matter and anti-matter electrons whizzing about it. And I guess if they can extend that very short shelf life, they'd have the most potent short-burst energy container in the universe, as a matter-antimatter annihilation results in 100% pure direct conversion of mass to energy. Unlike a petty nuclear reaction, which usually only manages to convert, what?, 10% of the mass involved into energy. Somehow (follow through the links) this is interesting to those researching fusion. Then again, those people are interested in practically anything, because living lives of scientific futility has to get old after a while. Dr Cassidy believes that increasing the density of the positronium in the silicon would create an exotic state of matter known as a Bose-Einstein condensate (BEC). Eh... I'm imagining and I'm not impressed. If we can do it with 196 not very sophisticated lasers, what's the big advantage of doing it with One Big Megamillion Dollar Laser? Who cares how you start it? Keeping it going seems to the be the stickler. The whole article perplexes me, really, because while you can make a really powerful laser this way, you can also make a really kickin' bomb, and yet they don't discuss that. But this is the BBC, and perhaps they just don't want to frighten their target audience too much. More: From an old article linked in the BBC sidebar, the laser-fusion connection: Harnessing nuclear fusion, as the process is known, would offer almost unlimited energy without the release of greenhouse gases such as carbon dioxide. I realize scientists are discussing some very heady stuff, but could they take a fucking Learning Annex course on Illuminative Metaphors? "You want to squeeze jelly so it doesn't come out between your fingers"? What? I'm more confused now. Why the fuck would I want to squeeze jelly in the first place, dickhead? What the blue hell are you talking about dude? "Well, you see, creating a Bose-Einstein Condensate is sort of like sodomizing a dyspeptic sasquatch with a bucketfull of jellybeans and hatred." Oh, yeah, I totally get it now, thanks for nothin', Poindexter.
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