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September 14, 2007

Underwear Smuggling at Guantanamo

Get this: Guantanamo Bay is conducting an investigation into who smuggled in two pairs of UnderArmor briefs and a speedo to prisoners.

He said the appearance of contraband raised serious concerns about the potential for smuggling other items that could be used by detainees to harm themselves or staff.

"There is no room for error when working in a dangerous environment, and constant vigilance is of the utmost importance,'' [Army Lt. Col. Ed] Bush said.

The army's first thought was the the lawyers did it, but they're denying it. Lawyers are searched and monitored at the prison. Of course, if we eliminate the lawyers that leaves few suspects...except the guards.

*I changed the title...just because I can.


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