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September 14, 2007

Why I Don't Go Into The Ocean [eddiebear]

Now, living in St. Louis makes it difficult to get to the ocean easily, but when I do go to Florida, I don't venture too far out into the water. Why? Well, I have three reasons. One, I was scared silly as a youth by a ray that swam too close to me on vacation (I was ten, ok?). Two, I am not that experienced surfing the waves that don't come from a hot tub.

And the third reason?

Because of stuff like this

Somewhere, Richard Dreyfuss is cackling.


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