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September 02, 2007

Bulletproof Baby!

Go here to see such wondrous things as "Infant's First Gas Mask", "Toddler Taser", and a video demonstration of the bullet-proof baby pram.

I'm almost certain that this is a spoof.

Update: Yeah, it's viral marketing for the movie Shoot 'Em Up.

However, here is a fellow making fun of over-protective parents. He runs a website about school safety, but seems to have been pushed over the edge by bullet-proof backpacks now for sale. His list is called "The Complete Guide to Bulletproofing Your Child."


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