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September 17, 2007
Content Warning: "Lemon Party" Fake Commercial
What's a Lemon Party? I gather it's a euphemism for very old gay dudes all getting together in a wrinkly scrum and playing shuffleboard with their genitals.
This fake commercial on the edge of not safe for work. It's not actually pornographic, but that's the sort of thing it's making a joke about. So as usual, a warning. Thanks to Scott for this, who tells me he's "Checker-Playing Priapic Septungenarian Number Three." But he says he just did it for the per-diem, so everything's cool.
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