Dumb Criminal Round Up

I don’t care what Libertarians or medical studies may say, pot makes you stupid.

SANTA CRUZ, Calif. - A marijuana dealer telephoned police after armed thieves stole his quarter-pound stash of pot. The 19-year-old Felton man told police that two men, one of them armed with a handgun, robbed him at gunpoint as he sat in his car on Tuesday night.

After the thieves made off with his stash, the dealer telephoned police. When police arrived, the dealer's story became progressively confused.

First he showed officers a medical marijuana card and told them he bought the pot at a medical marijuana dispensary. Then he said he got the pot from a friend. Eventually the dealer admitted he had arranged to sell the marijuana to the men who stole it from him, investigators said.

The famous bank robber Willie Sutton was once asked why he robbed banks, “because that’s where the money is” is said to have been his reply. Well, if you are ever asked, “why shouldn’t I rob a Karate studio?” you should answer, “because that’s where the fists of fury are”.

BOGOTA (AFP) "The man entered the academy with a firearm, but could not intimidate the dozens of students, who fortunately reacted and disarmed him," said Colonel Julio Cesar Santoyo, police commander in the province of Santander.

Police arrived at the scene only to take the would-be robber to hospital for treatment of multiple contusions at the hands of the karate students.

posted by DrewM. at 03:19 PM

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