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September 17, 2007

News of the Weird

Surgeons remove gall bladder via vagina, based on techniques first pioneered in German porn.

Kind of old and I'm surprised Vanderleun, of all people, is surprised by this, but the hot new cosmetic pick-me-up is anal bleaching. Me, I'd go with a striped look. Stripes are slenderizing.

In totally bullshit urban legend news, there's this claim of a bizarre but trendy restaurant in Japan open only to the filthy rich, supposedly in a blood-soaked former S&M basement, where you get to have sex with your meal -- say, a sow -- before it's butchered before your eyes and then served to you.

Philip Roth has already filed suit alleging theft of intellectual property.

Honestly, though, this story is so stupid and lurid it can't be true, even despite my long-standing theory that Japanese are freaky when it comes to sex.

This sounds like a rejected Joe Esterhaus (Basic Instict, Jade, etc.) script.

Thanks to Rob, Michael, and someone who likes to keep a clean rep so I won't mention him.


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