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September 12, 2007

Update: Osama bin Laden, Dead

I'll say it. Doesn't mean much when I say it, but let's put it out there anyway:

One does not need to stoop to transparent fakery to show a "speech" from a man who is still alive and therefore capable of delivering it in a more straightforward fashion.

No one, for example, ever spliced together old tapes of mine to create a "new" Hoist the Black Flag show. It was far simpler to just get me to record a new one.

But then, I had an advantage over Osama bin Laden. I wasn't dead.

So, you murderous monster, burn in Hell, eternally. I don't believe in Hell, but I'm trying to will into being just for you, Pal.

And you thuggish imbeciles running Al Qaeda: Ha, ha. In trying to prove your pederast coward of a "leader" was alive you proved he was dead.

Death is coming for all of you.

As the man said, "We will bury you."

Just like we buried your pederast princeling bin Laden.

[Update PA]
More info HERE

He's pining for the fjords. Bank on it.

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