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"Iranians Panicked"A hopeful bit of optimism from a blog analyst. "Everyone in the government and military can only talk of one thing,' he reports. 'No matter who I talked to, all they could do was ask me, over and over again, 'Do you think the Americans will attack us?' 'When will the Americans attack us?' 'Will the Americans attack us in a joint operation with the Israelis?' How massive will the attack be?' on and on, endlessly. The Iranians are in a state of total panic.' Interesting, but then, I'm really buying that anyone could possibly believe they had any protection from our Air Force. Are the Mullahs in Iran so insane as to believe that Allah's Fist will swat our Blackhawks from the sky? It seems hard to fathom such a thing. Air defenses can only work until they are bombed to oblivion, and we take care of that within 24 hours, usually, and the first wave comes via cruise missiles and not manned airplanes. I think their main defense is the cowardice, divisions, and lack of will of the West, and I'm not sure how an Israeli airstrike does much to undermine that Wall of Weakness. I think I got this from Hot Air.
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