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September 30, 2007
Letterman's Interview With Paris Hilton
More squirmy than funny, but worth a look.
I have to say I sort of think he's a dick. In his old days he took some shots at celebrities, but for more than 10 years he's been nothing but another ass-kissing starfucker. He goes after Hilton here not because he's a bad boy but because he's a pussy and he knows she's a safe target.
Not that I don't think she deserves some razzing. I'm just saying Letterman is trying to pretend he has balls by picking on a borderline retard.
Thanks to Dave in Garfield-Ridge.
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Report: Affiliates Demanded Jimmy Kimmel Apologize and He Refused, Telling Them He Would Double Down on Trump Attacks;
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Top Biden Aide Jeff Zients: Biden Had More and More Verbal Stumbles and Losses of Memory and Found It Harder and Harder to Make Decisions
Kamala: I Would Have Picked Bootigieg as VP But I Didn't Want to Run With a Homo
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After-Action Report from Oregon Antifa Group: Our Celebrations of Murder and Our Physical Assaults on Christian Demonstrators (Including Their Children!) Might Have Turned the Public Off
Judge Rules That Terror-Agitator and Hypothetical Future Cancer-Curer Mahmoud Khalil, Get This, Lied on His Immigration Forms; Orders Deportation
Just a "Classic MAGA" Kind of Assassin
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Report: Affiliates Demanded Jimmy Kimmel Apologize and He Refused, Telling Them He Would Double Down on Trump Attacks;
Disney Suspended Him Because They Would Have Been Forced to Fire Him If He Went Through With Plan
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After-Action Report from Oregon Antifa Group: Our Celebrations of Murder and Our Physical Assaults on Christian Demonstrators (Including Their Children!) Might Have Turned the Public Off
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