Claim: Tom Cruise Spending $10 Million To Build Bunker To Protect Against Intergalactic Attack By Vengeance-Seeking Xenu

Further proof Tom Cruise is a fucking retard, RobG sluglines his email, and I can't do any better than that.

Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports.

The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.

According to American magazine Star, a source said: "Tom is planning to build a US$10 million bunker under his Telluride estate."

"It's a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air purifying shelter."

The facility is said to have enough room for ten people - including wife Katie Holmes, 17-month-old daughter Suri and his adopted children Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12.

Now that that's out of the way, his spokesman denies the story, stating Cruise isn't building anything at all beneath the property, and I have to say I believe the spokesman.

Mostly.

posted by Ace at 03:04 PM

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