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September 25, 2007
The perfect boobie has been discovered [m.c.]
I really should have listened to mother when she was telling me to become a scientist. Federal research grants is where its at she'd always say.
But, no, in my eager youth I wouldn't listen and now its too late.
Now theres a guy who has research and determined what the perfect breast looks like. If I had become a scientist, like mother said, I could have written off my trips to the "Bottoms Up" Lounge as a legitimate business expense.
Not sure why I'm telling this group of morons about the perfect boobie though. Its not like you'll ever touch one, perfect or not.
Cross posted from the DHS Weblog.
posted by xgenghisx at
04:07 PM
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