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September 18, 2007

The Last Worthless Acepalooza Evening Post

Couldn't resist.

I tried. You'd try too, if you were me.


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"Over Him". An expression in a lost language that means "Easy Score".

Ace: Actually I think a t-shirt reading "Over Him" translates exactly to this entire monologue:

(By the way, I'm really not picking on the girl, or at least just observing the obvious: anyone declaring "OVER HIM" is looking to get under someone else as soon as possible. Trust me, guys are like lions stalking a herd of wildebeest: We can pick out the ready for taking ones from 1.4 miles.)

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