Batshit Crazy Venezuelan Dictator Adopts Daylight Savings Time (Light)

A half hour.

You bitches have until Monday to make it happen. Chop chop.

"I don't care if they call me crazy, the new time will go ahead, let them call me whatever they want," Chavez said on his weekly TV show. "I'm not to blame. I received a recommendation and said I liked the idea."

Duly noted, although I think the word was out already pal.

There was some confusion about how this all actually works, not to mention putting it on a calendar and all so the rest of the nation has a friggin clue.

In his live show, he called on his brother, the education minister, so that the two men could explain the measure. But they mistakenly told Venezuelans to move their clocks forward at midnight on Sunday, when the policy is to move them back.

Look buddy, you can't go writing them up if you goof the basics like that.

At the risk of giving them a gentle assist, (is it treasonous for me to say this?)

Spring forward dude.

Fall back.

posted by Dave In Texas at 10:45 PM

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