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September 19, 2007
Nebraska State Senator Sues The Almighty, Almighty Responds With Silence!
Claiming "anyone can sue anybody", Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit against God, and seeks a permanent injunction against Him for terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspiring fear and causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants".
The Almighty could not be reached for comment, and did not respond to Chambers' claim that He Himself was responsible for "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, or retarded alliteration".
I might have screwed up that last quote.
posted by Dave In Texas at
12:18 AM
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