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September 20, 2007
Britney Spears Contracts Rare Disease Transforming Her Into Waylon Flowers' Old "Madame" Puppet
I guess I just dated myself with that.
Apparently that photo was taken hours after being ordered by a judge to undergo random drug testing. I guess she's pretty smart to figure the first test wouldn't come two hours after the order.
Here's a pic of Madame if you were too young.
I think the Andy Warhol rule is hereby amended:
1) In the future, everyone will have Britney Spears for 15 minutes;
and
2) The future is looking pretty bleak. It's like Blade Runner with backfat.
Sigh. When I think of all the potential Parkinson's treatments I wasted...
Thanks to Nordbuster.