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September 20, 2007

Britney Spears Contracts Rare Disease Transforming Her Into Waylon Flowers' Old "Madame" Puppet

I guess I just dated myself with that.

Apparently that photo was taken hours after being ordered by a judge to undergo random drug testing. I guess she's pretty smart to figure the first test wouldn't come two hours after the order.

Here's a pic of Madame if you were too young.

I think the Andy Warhol rule is hereby amended:

1) In the future, everyone will have Britney Spears for 15 minutes;

and

2) The future is looking pretty bleak. It's like Blade Runner with backfat.

Sigh. When I think of all the potential Parkinson's treatments I wasted...

Thanks to Nordbuster.


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