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August 31, 2004

Andrew Sullivan Physical/Emotional Status Update

Current Status: Sickened, apparently due to a severe reaction to seeing GOPers wearing "purple heart bandages" ("just plain sickening").

Prognosis: Poor. Patient veers moment-by-moment from giddy McCain boosterism to being "sickened." Advise psych eval for possible bipolar condition.

Patient also seems addicted to resorting to hyperbolic emotionalism in "analyzing" political events. Prescribing a standard course of chill pills, 250mg b.i.d., for 7 days. Will check patient's progress later.


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