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August 16, 2004

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As a fan of Fox's Wildest Police Chases, World's Worst Drivers, World's Wackiest Drivers, and the soon-to-be-debuting Fox's Wild World of the World's Worst Wackydrivers, I have long contended that those who engage in high-speed freeway chases should be shot on sight by the police. Just pulled out of the car and capped right in the forehead.

Not the back of the head. Let them see it coming.

And actually, that's not schtick. This bullshit is just as bad as deliberately firing a gun into a crowd. I grind my teeth in anger whenever the liberal/reporters covering these chases solemnly intone, "I'm sure we all hope that no one gets hurt here, including the driver."

Not all of us hope that, Mary.

That said, I am willing to give this guy a pardon for his crimes.

This cat clearly knows how to drive a car -- he gets spun out multiple times without ever losing control or composure -- and he's probably not putting any more people in danger by driving at 160 mph than, say, Teddy Kennedy is by just opening up the Chivas.

Every other time Kennedy opens a bottle of the stuff, someone gets raped or manslaughter'd. And yet no one's putting him in the chokehold.

Thanks so much to Jay.


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