DMX: Out-of-Wedlock Birth Caused By Woman Raping Me

Okay.

After being proved the father of a woman's baby, he cries rape:

"She raped me," the Yonkers native told editor Jamie Foster Brown. "I mean, you know, that might sound like some bullshit. No man has ever been... you know what I mean, like never? Is that the only thing in the world that's not possible?"

It's one of them, DMX. There's a reason you didn't get that call-back after your audition for The Accused.

Johnny Triangles wonders how far DMX's gangsta-cred is going to fall now he's admitted to being savagely violated by a chick. He got punked by a ho. A bitch made him her bitch.

I wonder if she slapped him around to keep his sweet ass from squirming away.

I wonder if he cried in the fetal position in the shower like Glen Close afterwards.

I wonder if he brought it on himself by dressing like a tramp.

I wonder a lot of things. I guess about the mechanics of it, first and foremost.

Bonus: Check out who supports his story.

posted by Ace at 06:43 PM

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