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March 12, 2020

Stunt/Gambit Successful: Traitor Bradley "Chelsea" Manning's Fake Suicide Attempt Prompts Hawiian Judge to Order His Release

Updated: Via McCool -- We have to do everything to protect our precious trannies, who cry "I'll commit suicide" to win victory after victory.

A federal judge ordered the release of Chelsea Manning from jail, days after a reported suicide attempt.

U.S. District Judge Anthony Trenga ordered the release Thursday after ruling that there was no need to keep Ms. Manning in jail to coerce testimony.

Judge Trenga said the court had discharged the grand jury that federal prosecutors were trying to force the former Army intelligence analyst and leaker to appear before.

I'm sure this same gambit would work for Jeffrey Epstein.

Oh wait, it didn't.

A lot of laws are changing to protect the fee-fee's of a mentally-ill slice of 0.01% of the public. We're being censored and compelled to speak lies, and now, we're letting criminals out of jail.

All because trannies keep saying, "We'll kill ourselves if we don't get our way."

The Twitter Speech Police Commissar stated that this was the claim that all of Twitter's speech patrolling on this issue was founded upon -- the "40% of them will try (how hard?) to commit suicide."

So... well, the rest of us will have to be censored, or civilly or even criminally punished, for not playing along with their mental disorder.

And they'll just start walking their asses out of jail.


He attempted a Bid for Attention while in jail, while, coincidentally, trying to get out of testifying.

Former Army intelligence analyst Chelsea Manning tried to "take [his] own life" in a Virginia jail on Wednesday ahead of a looming court date, her legal team said in a statement.

[He] has been recovering and is still expected to appear in court for a hearing Friday after refusing to testify before a grand jury in a WikiLeaks probe, the attorneys said.

I believe this "suicide attempt" like I believe Hunter Biden's fears about coronavirus. It's just about dodging testifying.

But this is a precious tranny so we're all supposed to pretend along with his delusions and his cons, I guess.

I can hear a Hawaiian judge typing out a habeas corpus writ as we speak...

Has Seth Mandel sent out his Conspicuous Empathy Tweets yet?

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