Experts Fret "Transformer" Mini-Machine Gun May Cause Arms Race, Spontaneous Ejaculation

Okay I'm going to semi-retire that something-normal-comma-something unexpected joke construction for a while. It's getting really hack.

But:

Via Allah, who's riding his own sturdy headline-horse pretty hard lately.

Eh, just kidding. It's a good one. Always useful. Wish I could use it myself, but I can't swipe everything from him.

Whoops! Hat tip to McGurk, who is responsible for one of the best damn photoshops to ever appear on this site. He posted this over the weekend.

Sorry.. I was away from the blog. It's awesome enough to warrant a re-post anyway.

PS, I'll find some use for that photoshop again. It's been a while since I slapped up Andrew Sullivan. But I, like most people, stopped reading him years ago.

Is he still the only true conservative in America, apart from Glenn Greenwald? Still on the gay marriage jag? Still balling his eyes out over "torture"?

Not sure. I'll have to check on that.

Bonus! If you really want to go the opposite direction from that big gun = overcompensation for small penis thing (so far in the opposite direction, in fact, that it begins to seem... suspicious), you can try the world's tiniest gun.

And... Yes, this was linked before, but let us not forget the world's first true automatic shotgun, plus mini-missile frag grenade shells.

posted by Ace at 05:42 PM

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