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March 19, 2008

No Sex, Please, We're Japanese: Japan Gives Up On Sex Almost Entirely

Sex with humans, at least. Plastic vaginas and giant space tentacle rapists still get their share.

Well, it took a while, but we finally have them right where we want them.

Pearl Harbor doesn't seem quite as funny now, does it?

apan is having a birth rate crisis - because the nation has gone off sex, it has been revealed.

A quarter of married couples in Japan have not made love in the past year, according to the World Health Organisation.

The country's birth rate is already among the lowest in the world and is falling even further.

Although there is no comparable data for other countries, earlier surveys suggest Japan is among the world's least sexually active nations.


On the brighter side, sex was most frequent among young married people in Japan.

The survey found that 42.2% of couples in their 20s who had lived together for less than five years had sex at least once a week.

Umm... that's still not all that great, is it?

Part of of the problem, according to experts, is that when couples even attempt intimacy, they tend to be interrupted by large-breasted Japanese swimsuit models kicking in a door-panel and attempting to squeeze their way in, as seen in the following educational video:

On top of that: Godzilla.

Oh Yeah... Synova reminds me of this.

Another problem facing Japan is that many Japanese men do not even know how to engage in procreative sex, instead indulging in the ancient art of shikato ze nogoto, or "Fucking the Wind."

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