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March 13, 2008

"Kirsten's" Song Has Been Downloaded 1 Million Times at 98 Cents a Pop; Could Be a Millioinaire By Week's End

Whatever you do, guys, don't let your daughters grow up to be high-class call girls.

I just saw this on the show that used to be the John Gibson sow.

Wow.

Plus Penthouse is offering her big money, and she had that $100,000 offer for story rights yesterday.

Yeahhhhp... I guess all the women out there who worked/went to school/raised a family are feeling pret-ty damn good about their career decisions right now.

I'm feeling pretty good about my own.

But, hypothetically: There are rich, closeted gay dudes, right? I mean really rich. Like, for example, $4300 wouldn't mean much to them, right?

Will Other Hookers Jump Ugly? Gotta think there are a lot of high-price call girls in LA, DC, and NY right now with very high-profile clients who are pondering how much money they could make by dropping dime.


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