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March 25, 2008

Target Practice?

I'm sorry, are women such delicate vessels now we're not even allowed to express an interest on them?

Gee, I'm sorry, I didn't realize I'd be taking tea with the Queen. I guess I didn't know that the Marquis de Queensbury Rules forbade publicly masturbating on passing strangers in a home-improvement superstore. Guess I just lost my copy of your precious "rules" or something, Narc.

Squares, man. L 7.

I guess when I went to bed last night I accidentally set my alarm for half-past Nazi Germany.

I blame Bush.

Thanks to RobG.

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