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September 28, 2017

After Hysterically Shrieking That a Man Said He Believes in "Boobs," CNN Turns Into the First All-Tit Network to Note the Passing of Hugh Hefner

Clay Travis said the only things he believes in are the first amendement, and boobs.

Apparently CNN's Clickbait Division heartily agrees, because, while there are lots of pictures of Hugh Hefner where he's not surrounded by overspilling piles of bosom, CNN seems unable to find those, and is going Totally Boobz today. (Link to the Federalist, not CNN -- The Federalist is questioning CNN's dedication to the principle that boobs are the rubber mallets in the Toolbox of the Patriarchy.)


Gee, it's almost as if CNN is deploying clickbait pictures for the same reason Clay Travis uses his catchphrase about the first amdndment and boobs. It's almost as if they, too, know that cleavage = clicks and tits = hits.

And they're not shy about releasing the cleavage kraken if it can earn them a few extra dollars.

Shrewish scold and Social Justice Warrior Brooke Baldwin did not comment on this story in time for publication. She was too busy giggling like a retard at Kathy Griffin saying the Forbidden Oppressor Word "nipple" over and over again.



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