Journ0lismist Katy Tur: I Was So Upset By Trump's Win That I Could Feel the "Bile in the Back of My Throat"

These journ0lismists are so amazingly professional, nearly superhuman in their ability to separate their political and emotional selves from the priestly work of writing down things other people say.

I wish I could be as coolly detached and rational as they.

From The Hill, but quoted at Free Beacon. And ultimately quoted from Katy Tur's new book, which apparently will attempt to compete with Hillary Clinton's in terms of feminine feelz:

"The room goes wavy. My stomach churns," Tur says. "I can feel the bile in the back of my throat."

"I've heard him insult a war hero, brag about grabbing women by the pussy, denigrate the judicial system, demonize immigrants, fight with the pope, doubt the democratic process, advocate torture and war crimes, tout the size of his junk in a presidential debate, trash the media, and endanger my life," Tur continued.

Tur, 33, adds she fears Trump will be in office 27 years from now at age 98 because he'll find a way to avoid the two-term limit.

"Does anyone really believe he'll respect term limits? I have a vision of myself at sixty, Trump at a hundred, in some midwestern convention hall. The children of his 2016 supporters are spitting on me," Tur writes.

It cannot be questioned that anything Tur might have to "report" about Trump is completely true and unbiased, for she is of the Priestly Caste, Journ0lismist Sect, and was taught in a 4 credit class in Journ0lisming School how to separate the ego from the transcendental mind and attain perfect harmonious oneness with the universe where the self dissolves and the observer becomes indistinguishable from the observed.

You know, like Buddha reportedly did, after a lifetime of meditation.

But, 4 credit class now takes care of that for our Priestly Caste. They are now totally objective --including their hyperemotive spasms, which are, objectively, the right and proper hyperemotive spasms.

posted by Ace at 05:21 PM

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