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September 07, 2017

ONT POLKA PARTY!

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Well fine then, be that way. No theme for you!

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Hey, wait a minute, the meme can be the theme! That's an absolutely awful idea, but it doesn't take much work on my part! Brilliant!

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Speaking of memes, this is my favorite one lately

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And this is the best variation on it that I've seen:

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Still, some of you are probably saying "Wait, didn't Dave do a meme ONT before?"

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So what if I did? You want your money back?

Frankly, I like memes, and if I want to feature them on the self-indulgent egostroke that is the ONT, than I will!

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Heh. That one works for a lot of different memes.

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No, I mean it. I may have just discovered the universal meme.

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Because, after all, what else is a meme but shouting to the world "Hey! Look at how clever I am!"

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Tonight's ONT is brought to you by Niccolo Machiavelli:

Whoever desires to found a state and give it laws, must start with assuming that all men are bad and ever ready to display their vicious nature, whenever they may find occasion for it.

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ETA: Since kdbabear posted that he wasn't able to post ONT compliance pics tonight, I am adding a compliance pic meme to the thread:

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