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September 21, 2017

Jimmy Kimmel Threatens to "Pound" Brian Kilmeade; Amazingly, Brian Stetler and Sopran Deb, Who Routinely Decry Threats Against the Media, Claim That Kimmel Meant Give "Fist Bumps" to Kilmeade

If your political tactic is always accusing your opponents of threatening the media, but a fellow left-liberal propagandist threatens a member of the media, what do you do?

Follow your claimed rule and criticize him?

Hell no -- claim that you believe that a threat to "pound" someone the next time he's encountered is instead a promise to give him Obama-style "fist bumps."

"I don't get anything out of this, Brian, you phony little creep. Oh, I'll pound you when I see you," Kimmel threatened.

To which alleged media critic Brian Stetler and alleged reporter Sopran Deb responded:


Jimmy Kimmel probably thinks he's a tough guy. He did take some boxing lessons -- that's where he met future partner Adam Carolla. Adam Carolla was a boxing coach, and coached Kimmel.

So... a guy who's taken boxing lessons threatens to "pound" someone he clearly hates and this means, according to these sissy liars, "offer fist-bumps to"?

Well here's a question. Apropos of nothing, I'm taking martial arts lessons.

If I say that if I ever encounter these two lisping sissies in real life I'll "pound" them, do they assume I mean "give them fist bumps," or do they report me to the Twitter Social Justice Warrior Safety Council?






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