Hillary Clinton's Going to Keep Telling Us What Happened Whether We Like It Or Not

Hillary Clinton continues lighting the town on fire with her blamethrower.

From Matt Vespa, quoting Politico:

"I go back over my own shortcomings and the mistakes we made," Clinton writes, according to early excerpts of the book. "I take responsibility for all of them."

But, she adds, "I wasn’t just running against Donald Trump. I was up against the Russian intelligence apparatus, a misguided FBI director, and now the godforsaken Electoral College."

In the memoir, Clinton also takes jabs at former Vice President Joe Biden and Sen. Bernie Sanders, her Democratic primary opponent, both of whom she faulted for causing "lasting damage" to her campaign.

So basically, Hillary would have won, if not for that meddling Constitution, and people noticing she commits a lot of crimes, and a couple of Penis People running against her.

Absent her crimes, the Constitution, and any opponents whatsoever -- Her Majesty wins in a walk.

Or a stumble.

Hillary Clinton has a long list of a lot of people to blame for her loss who are not named Hillary Clinton.

While she claims that the media was out to get her -- that must be the chardonnay talking and the vodka calling back "A-men!" -- she wants you to know she's a huge, huge fan of the nonpartisan hard news network CNN's snarky anti-Trump chyrons.

Clinton held up CNN as an example for other networks in her new book, "What Happened." ...

"I love it when CNN does real-time fact-checking in its on-screen chyron," she added. "More of that, please."

Although Hillary Clinton declared what we'd already all decided ourselves anyway-- that she was finished as a political candidate -- she remains determined to be a political player, #Occupying the stage for as long as it supports her girth. Meanwhile Democrats want her to just go away.

John Sexton speculates about Hillary's goal there -- he thinks, pretty plausibly, that the arrogant egotist Hillary's ego is bruised, and the only salve for it would be be able to claim that she had been a major fact or getting some other liberal Democrat woman elected to the White House -- which may explain the conversations she's already had with California halfwit Kamala Harris.

Finally, Hillary tells us that she was so confident she would win the last election -- putting aside challenges presented the Constitution, opponents, the Right Wing Media Conspiracy, Wisconsin, etc. -- that she bought a house in Chappaqua neighboring her own so that the Secret Service would have a base of operations when she went back "home" from theWhite House:

Update: Hillary Clinton also doubled down on calling Trump voters "deplorables."

posted by Ace at 07:05 PM

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