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Thursday Night's Ont is Cuter Than a Bug's EarWelcome to the Thursday night ONT. Rosh Hashanah began last night, so for Morons who are members of the Tribe, Leshana tovah! Ace wrote about Valerie Plame letting her anti-semite freak flag fly earlier, but he missed the best part:
Heh. The Mossad: A security service and a top notch Twitter troll. Jews. Is there anything they CAN'T do? Awwwwe-some If you read the morning rant, there was a great film clip posted of a little girl feeding herself with her feet. Here's another in that vein.
The thing about children born with disabilities is that they don't know they have disabilities. They inhabit the body they received, and they tend to just go do what they need to do regardless, like the little girl eating with her feet and this boy helping his friend. While I certainly wish that no child was disabled, that fact that some are should serve as an inspiration to those of us who aren't, and that's one of the real tragedies of countries that claim they are “eliminating” Downs Syndrome by murdering children who have it. WE, you, I, everyone else, humanity, are so much poorer for not having them in our lives.
Governments turn tables by suing public records requesters Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction -Ronald Reagan Related, in response to a request to name 3 unique things about Sweden:
This first is about to change, inshallah, IYKWIMAITYD. The second....it's just such a foreign concept to me. Has that ever, ever, ever worked out well for ANYONE in the long run? It's like watching someone hit themselves in the face with a hammer over and over: “My head hurts” * SMASH * SMDH. Jam on meat? Tasty. Not pork though, see point 1.
Someone on Twitter pointed out that North Korea's latest propaganda photo looked like the cover of a Pink Floyd album. It wasn't long before someone had obliged him:
Now, personally I would have gone with “A Momentary Lapse Of Reason”, but still, that's fantastic. It got me thinking. I wonder how many other NK propaganda photos would make good Pink Floyd album covers? So I went looking for NK propaganda photos. The surprising answer to that question is “A lot of them”, but I only had time to make 1:
The incessant rewriting of history to feed a narrative is crazy. The ONT reached out to Avery Brooks for comment: I always wanted to see Brooks do a DS9 scene in Hawk persona. "It don't matter if you ready, not ready Du-KAT" *sunglasses on* "Federation take you, 24/7" *Smile/hiss*
The forgotten Holocaust: How Stalin starved four million to death in a grotesque Marxist experiment
I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hand. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs in the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I've ever been, and happy too. They were Communists, Lee. They were red sons of bitches who should have died long ago... Tonight's ONT brought to you by American problems: The Yahoo Group favors using bazookas on intruders. | Recent Comments
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