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October 26, 2013

Google patented putting computers on a boat

There's nothing "novel" here; why it would be granted is a mystery

A system includes a floating platform-mounted computer data center comprising a plurality of computing units, a sea-based electrical generator in electrical connection with the plurality of computing units, and one or more sea-water cooling units for providing cooling to the plurality of computing units.

Computers have been on boats forever. Water cooling of electronics? Old. Anchored generators? Old.

What is here that wasn't done by Soviet fishing "trawlers" 40 years ago during the cold war? Yea, because we're The Google, so SHUT UP, that's why.

It occurs to me this isn't actually an IP move, rather a political one; a "shot across the bow" directed towards local government and power companies. Google is saying there is a point at which excessive taxation and high electrical costs will cause them to seek alternatives.

posted by Purp at 11:11 AM

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