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October 23, 2013

A soupçon of DOOM

DOOOOM

This is just a little DOOM appetizer, my groovy babies, a few DOOM-y links to apologize for the lack of a bigger DOOM meal on Monday. Savor the flavor!

For liberals, the answer to every government screw-up is...more government!

Illinois Governor Pat Quinn calls pension crisis an extreme emergency. He's reserving the term "calamitous crisis" for when the zombies attack.

You know, when people decide to stop having sex because it's too much bother, it might be time to just write them off. If you can't even motivate people to do the wango-tango without governmental intervention, it's time to let nature take its course.

Obamanomics is every bit the success that ObamaCare has turned out to be so far. Forward!


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