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January 27, 2025

Socialist President of Colombia Gets Roar of Approval from Anti-American, Pro-Crime Media For Refusing to Take Back His Criminals
And Then He Folds

Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Did the leftwing media and their dead-ender viewers praise the evil socialist tyrant of Colombia for standing up to Trump and demanding that Colombia's pedophiles, rapists, and murderers be permitted to continue committing crimes in America!

The Walls Were Closing In On Trump, again! Seemed like old times were back!

But then Trump announced punished and ever-escalating tariffs and other penalties for Colombia.

Now the Colombian president is sending his own plane to pick up his citizens.

Trump has saved us the cost of jet fuel for the flights! Huzzah!


Colombian President Gustavo Petro swiftly backtracked on his refusal to accept deportation flights from the United States after President Donald Trump threatened tariffs and other measures.

The White House confirmed on Sunday that Colombia's president had caved "to all of President Trump's terms, including the unrestricted acceptance of all illegal aliens from Colombia returned from the United States, including on U.S. military aircraft, without limitation or delay,"

"Based on this agreement, the fully drafted IEEPA tariffs and sanctions will be held in reserve, and not signed, unless Colombia fails to honor this agreement," the statement said. "The visa sanctions issued by the State Department, and enhanced inspections from Customs and Border Protection, will remain in effect until the first planeload of Colombian deportees is successfully returned."

"Today's events make clear to the world that America is respected again," the statement added. "President Trump will continue to fiercely protect our nation's sovereignty, and he expects all other nations of the world to fully cooperate in accepting the deportation of their citizens illegally present in the United States."

Earlier in the day Sunday, Gustavo appeared to fold almost immediately after Trump threatened to punish the country for refusing deportation flights. Gustavo offered his presidential plane to repatriate migrants coming back from the U.S.

Trump told Fox News Petro did a total about-face after his tariff threat.

In a statement translated from Spanish, the Colombian government said the plane will help facilitate a "dignified return."

"The Government of Colombia, under the direction of President Gustavo Petro, has arranged the presidential plane to facilitate the dignified return of the compatriots who were going to arrive in the country today in the morning, coming from deportation flights," the translated statement read.

Harry Sisson, the sissfluencer born with a silver dick in his mouth, was so excited!



Meanwhile: ICE rounded up nearly another thousand wanted criminal aliens just on Sunday.

In a high-profile enforcement push, ICE reported 956 arrests of illegal aliens across the country on Sunday, with 554 detainers lodged for individuals deemed removable under federal immigration law. These arrests, concentrated in the southeastern United States, reflect President Trump's intensified focus on border enforcement and public safety.

The Miami ICE field office revealed details about five of those arrested. Among them were two Dominican nationals in Puerto Rico, one facing domestic violence charges and the other charged with driving under the influence. A Nicaraguan national in Florida was arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, while a Jamaican resident was taken into custody for possession of oxycodone and firearms charges. Another individual, a Mexican national, was detained for multiple DUIs and other traffic offenses.

On X, formerly known as Twitter, the Miami ICE office stated, "#ICE protects America by enforcing US immigration laws to preserve national security & public safety."

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