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January 19, 2025

Sunday Overnight Open Thread - January 19, 2025 [Doof]

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Howdy Hordelings, and welcome to the final ONT of the Biden era! We've nearly made it through. It's almost Morning in America again. Grab a beverage of your choosing and raise it to better times ahead! Thanks for ending your Sunday here at the ONT. We're glad you stopped by!






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Arriving Tomorrow!

The lead time on this order was excruciatingly long. Was hoping for immediately shipment and delivery, but the vendor kept saying something about the Constitution and an orderly transition. Whatever -- it arrives tomorrow, and the ONT is very excited!

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Once upon a time, two of the greatest presidents in US history met. If you could travel back in time and be a part of this meeting, what would you say to them?

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Nope - Not Buying It

Zuckerberg oversaw and therefore was part and parcel to a censorship and propaganda effort that was instrumental in the stealing of an election and installation of of puppet president. He hasn't acknowledged his ACTIVE part in that. His words suggest he was merely a PASSIVE participant. And he'll do better now -- swearsies!


Rogan cuts to the chase.





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Dad Doing Dad Stuff Gets Rewarded

Dad’s Hilariously Bad Paintings Go Viral, Now He’s Flooded with Portrait Requests

An English dad’s hilariously bad portraits have gone viral and now he’s receiving commissions for his works worldwide.

Jamie Lee Matthias’s whacky side hustle started by accident after he painted a terrible portrait of his wife Kate as a wedding gift.

Kate thought the artwork was so funny she posted a picture of it on social media and within days it racked up thousands of views and comments.

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“As a bit of a joke set up a… Instagram account called Terrible Art by Jamie Lee. We sent out the picture, the reaction, and a bit of a blurb and it just kind of blew up.”

“We’ve got orders all over England, Scotland, Wales, and even Northern Ireland, people all over the country seem to be really enjoying it. We’re at 71 orders now, and we put it up on January 2!” he said.

Best of all, his customers are totally getting into the joke, with the owner of the following portrait praising the “attention to detail.”

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Parting Shot

Puppet "president" gets one final look out the window at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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