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July 05, 2018

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Noted Logan Act Expert John Ekdahl reports:


Meanwhile, porn lawyer Michael Avenetti says he might run for president.




A HuffPo "contributor" (is she though?) is baffled that a black man could have opinions that deviate from the only other An Black she knows, Barack Obama.



Most of you have probably seen this, but this past week, video of a botched convenience store robbery in Edmonton, Canada went viral. Apparently a white-trash Jack-and-Jill robbery team got caught by a single RCMP patrolman, who couldn't handle both of the two at the same time, who set about to scurrying like coked-up rats.

Particularly since he's apparently not allowed to shoot people, even when, as happens at one point, the male makes an aggressive move to either hit him or grab his gun away.

The video culminates with the female of the dimwitted duo attempting to sneak away in the store's ventilation ducts, only to find out that ventilation ducts are not like they are in the movies. They're built only to hold the weight of air, not full-grown human beings.

Someone set the camera footage to music and sound effects from the video game Metal Gear Solid. Apparently that game features a lot of stealth missions, and there's a sound effect that plays when you're spotted by an enemy patrol. You'll know it when you hear it.



If you just want to see what happens when an adult woman attempts to sneak through ventilation ducts, this gif shows that one-second bit of the footage.

There was an old Mythbusters about this. Even in a ventilation duct which is built (specifically for this show, I imagine) to hold a man's weight, it's still so ridiculously loud that it's hard to imagine anyone sneaking in or out through the ducts.


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