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May 30, 2006

Dutch Pedophiles To Launch Political Party


The party said it wanted to cut the legal age for sexual relations to 12 and eventually scrap the limit altogether.

"A ban just makes children curious," Ad van den Berg, one of the party's founders, told the Algemeen Dagblad (AD) newspaper.

Ohhhhhh... I see. It's for the children. The perverts are the only ones in society brave enough to speak for the sexually-oppressed children.

They want to protect children from "curiosity" by, um, satisfying that curiosity. If you have sex with a child, his curiosity is satisfied. No more mystery, right?

Genius-- let's protect our children from impure thoughts by allowing creaky old perverts to perform impure acts on them.

Kids are curious about sex, of course. How this fact can be construed to mean that filthy old pedophiles should be able to perv up on them at will is behond me.

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