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May 01, 2006

Prison Break

Sorry for the unexpected pause in blogging. Not feeling terribly well.

If you're not watching Prison Break, you're not watching the best suspense show on TV. And it's also way too late to start watching, because it's pretty intricate. So, basically, you're screwed.

Johnny Coldcuts saw tonight's episode last week and he thinks he can remember enough of it to explain how they're going to escape now that every guard in the prison knows they're trying to escape.

Johnny Coldcuts spoiler. Which may not be a spoiler, because he does a lot of hash and his memory is trashed.

He thinks it's a Mission: Impossible sort of deal-- you know, the way on Mission: Impossible, on half the shows there would be this big problem where an agent gets exposed or captured but then it turns out that was all part of the plan.

Johnny says that Michael has always been suspicious of the Mafia-guy, and he expected the Mafia would capture him as soon as he escaped from prison and torture him for information about Fibonacci. So he says Michael told the thief-kid to inform the guards they were trying to escape, but pinning it all on the Mafia-guy, to get him isolated and taken out of the plan.

He also thinks he remembers that Michael's been cooking up a way to escape from solitary-- which was necessary, after all, as Lincoln's in the hole -- and that, when they're all put in solitary (as they must be), the thief-kid will help break them out. The thief-kid will get Michael's old cell, with the bathroom entrance to the walls, and help the rest of the guys out of solitary.

Anyway, that's what Johnny thinks he remembers. Guess we'll see if he's right.

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