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August 05, 2023

Saturday Overnight Open Thread (8/5/23)

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The Saturday Night Joke

Daniel, a single 40-year-old, has just returned from a business trip to New York and is telling his friend Sam about a telephone conversation he had while there.

"What an embarrassing conversation it was," Daniel says.

"In what way was it embarrassing?" asks Sam.

"Well," replies Daniel, "Whenever I go on a business trip, I always pick up one of the cards left in various places that advertise girls willing to help men relax – you know what I mean, don’t you, Sam, massage and all that?"

"Yes, of course I know what ‘all that’ means," replies Sam with a wide smile on his face.

Daniel continues. "So as soon as I had checked into my hotel, I took out the card I found in my airport taxi. It was from a girl called, “SEXYLEGS” and believe me, Sam, the photo on the card was of a long legged beauty with great curves and a gorgeous smile kneeling on a bed. You know the kind, don’t you, Sam?"

"I sure do," replies Sam.

"So I'm in my room and I call her," continues Daniel. "‘Hello,’ the lady says to me, and Oy vay, did she sound sexy! I couldn’t wait to meet her so I said, ‘Hello, I understand that you give a wonderful massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. But I also want more. Let me be honest with you - I've just arrived from New York and I’m feeling horny. What I need badly is some sex. And I want it for the whole night. You name it, we'll do it, so bring all of your lotions, potions and toys with you and well have an all-night session to remember. You can even cover me with strawberries and cream. How does that grab you, darling?’"

"Wow," says Sam, "so what did she say to that?"

"She said, ‘That sounds pretty fantastic to me, but for an outside line you need to dial 9 first.’"[H/T Ron]


***

Looks like Father's Day in a certain Mexican city is a very special holiday.

Huehuetán Mayor Manuel Ángel Villalobos decided he wanted a special Father’s Day for himself and the town’s men, in Mexico. The mayor decided to put on a lewd show with strips the mayor hired.

The mayor of Huehuetán, a town in the Mexican state of Chiapas, has come under harsh criticism for hiring strippers to entertain his male constituents during this year’s Father’s Day celebrations.

***

I never thought of doing this as a child. And if I had, Dad would have put a stop to it.

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The following story certainly doesn't help the general public approve of HOAs.


BOARD members from Florida's largest homeowners association allegedly stole $2million from residents, according to the Miami-Dade State Attorney’s Office.

Former and current officials from the Hammocks Community Association that was in charge of 40 communities in West Kendall allegedly took millions from the organization and pocketed it for themselves in a scheme that lasted years.

***

Some things make me chuckle out loud. This is one of those things.


***


Boy oh boy, does Scotland have the job for you!


Scotland is asking for help finding its most famous mythical resident.

The country has ignited a new search for the Loch Ness Monster, a fabled creature from Scottish folklore that is alleged to live in the waters of Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands. The search for the creature, also known as Nessie, is being spearheaded by the Loch Ness Center, the loch's official tourism center. Assistance will be provided by an independent research group called Loch Ness Exploration (LRE).

Described as the biggest search for the Loch Ness Monster in 50 years, researchers are "looking for budding monster hunters" to help scour the loch, the center said in a statement. The search intends to use modern technology that hasn't been implemented at the loch before, including "thermal drones to produce thermal images of the water from the air using infrared cameras," as well as a hydrophone "to detect acoustic signals under the water, listening for any Nessie-like calls."

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Honey you have always talked about going camping, remember? Well, hear me out.

Mansion on wheels: Step inside the Elemment Palazzo Superior, a double-decker RV with a pop-up rooftop lounge


Billing itself as the “most luxurious mobile home in the world,” the innovative RV combines inspiration from sports cars, aviation and yachting to create its unique aesthetic.

Depending on custom configurations, each RV costs between $2-4 million and takes about two years to build.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Dog Days of Summer Emporium


On this day: August 5, 2013 - George Duke
American musician, composer, singer and producer George Duke died from chronic lymphocytic leukemia aged 67. He released over thirty solo albums, of which A Brazilian Love Affair from 1980 was his most popular. Duke worked with other musicians, particularly Frank Zappa and also appeared on Michael Jackson's Off The Wall album. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day:1947 - Rick Derringer
Rick Derringer, producer, guitar, vocals, The McCoys, (1965 US No.1 & UK No.5 single 'Hang On Sloopy'), Edgar Winter Group, (1973 US No.1 & UK No.18 single 'Frankenstein'). via thisdayinmusic.com


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He got cocky. And as a result of his cockiness, a Genius Award.

Colorado fugitive captured in South Florida was leading posh lifestyle, flaunting his wealth
Allen Todd May 'was flaunting his wealth in high society down in South Florida,' Chief Deputy U.S. Marshal Katrina Crouse says

He certainly is a real go-getter.


***


Let's finish the evening on a sweet note.

Giant donut returns to perch atop Maple Donuts in York

YORK, Pa. —
A sweet landmark is back along Route 30 in York.

A giant donut once again sits atop Maple Donuts. Iron Stag Crane Service lifted it back into place on Friday morning.


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