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Mid-Morning Open Thread | Main | CNN Analyst Tells David Webb That He Benefits from White Privilege
January 16, 2019

The Morning Rant

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"The other day, I saw some progressive twitter lunatic spewing her idiocy to the world at large which consisted of her shouting 'Fetal tissue is not a person' over and over again like a 2-year-old throwing a tantrum as if repetition would somehow make it true. Because, actually, it is. A person, I mean. A fetus has its own body, as defined by its own DNA, which is not the same as the DNA of either parent. It has a gender. It's not long before it has brain waves, a beating heart, blood, unique fingerprints, and a functioning nervous system. About the only thing it doesn't have is a birthday. Yet. Of course, if you're a progressive, I guess 'fetal tissue' doesn't become a person until it first votes for a Democrat."

(This is my favorite response to the idiot tweet.)

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A Handy Guide:

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The Wave of the Future:

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"Look At Me! Look At Me! I'm Jim Acosta, Dammit!"

SpaceX Launch - Moron Edition:

Who Dis

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(h/t lurker 'Cumberland Astro')

Another Pic Of Sean Connery In A Ridiculous Outfit:

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(so which one is worse, Red Diaper Sean or Blushing Bride Sean?)

For the 'Ettes:

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(click to see Steve bigger)

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For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at

fenelon direction 18 circle 'a' gmail dot com

(All one word, no spaces)

If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to her.

Answered Prayer:

1/15-chrjp1 offers heartfelt thanks for prayers as they have had an effect. Just went through 4th neurosurgery and home now. Easier and faster healing than expected, which he attributes to the grace of God and prayer. Please continue to pray as doctors try to determine his current status and how to treat his him. Prayers for healing

Job Needs:

Kallisto has part-time job. She thanks everybody for prayers. Please continue to pray as she needs a full-time job.

MikeTheMoose was laid off from his company of 10 years. Is a control engineer. Needs job.


Tbodie came through surgery to deal with atrial fibrillation Thanks for prayers) but they won’t know if it’s successful for about eight weeks, Tbodie thanks people for their prayers and asks for continued prayer that their condition be taken care of

Prayers for comfort after death:

Prayers for retired Buckeye Co and his family. His father, a Navy Veteran died on Christmas Eve.

Prayers for Alberta Oil Peon’s and his family His cousin’s wife died the week before Christmas

Prayers for Jewells and her family. Her dear mother has died.

Prayers for PatrickinOhio and family after death of his sister in law from cancer

Continuing requests:

-Prayers for RickL tumor has grown and has second one in lung. Prayers for complete healing.

-Cheribebe asks for “extra prayer boost from horde.” Insurance dragging heels about new chemo treatment and bills are rolling in and finances are snug. Prayers for healing and that situations and insurance may be worked for her benefit.

-Calm Mentor is going through a very difficult time right now. He is at his last bit of money. Support is appreciated through his new GoFundMe page: Please pray that he gets a job.
Prayers for Slapweasel, Parents have moved in with him. Dad has dementia. Mom had stroke. Mom’s dog died, Slap lost money on business he can no longer run and he needs a donor for a liver transplant.

-Poster “tehDave” is having a really hard time now. Disabled, lost job because of mental health concerns. Needs healing so he can get a job.

12/9 SunnyDee asks for prayers That husband give up drinking as well and get into a 12 step program

12/12-JTB’s cousin has a malignant tumor on pancreas. Needs healing

12/13-BuckIV need prayer for family of his sister whose husband just died after 5 week battle with cancer.

Buck’s sister also has breast cancer which has metastasized to bones. Also, Buck himself asked for prayers that bladder cancer not progress to worse type.

12/24-Renningantx asked for prayers for his uncle Jimmy who had been cancer free for 12 years but aggressive cancer has returned and he has a doctors apt this week. Prayers for complete healing.

12/24 Pale Riders brother was in hospital with intestinal blockage but Fen hasn’t heard any updates

12/30-LadyL asked for prayers for healing for a dear friend, Jean, who has had a recurrence of Mantle Cell Lymphoma, which is an aggressive cancer and hard to treat

12/30-JQ’s father has advanced prostate cancer and has been having a lot of pain, JQ works full time and so needs to find a place where dad can be cared for.

12/30-Bebe’sBoobsDestroy- asked for prayer for “D” a friend of her brother, D needs to see things clearly and get out of a destructive relationship.

12/30-MyShariaMoor asked for prayers for his GF Robin who is an occasional lurker. Robin has an hard life and an abusive husband but come through it all. She became a deck hand on a water taxi and did such a good job they want to promote her, but course work and licensing to become a captain costs money she doesn’t have at the moment. MyShariaMoor is doing a GoFundMe for her, Details at:

1/1-Cfo mom asked for prayers for complete healing for “Jim-her daughter-in-laws father and grandson’s Papa. Jim had hip replacement (Thanks for prayers, everyone), but recently femur fractured horribly and he had a 10 hour surgery with pins and cables. Jim’s father died from complications from surgery replacement surgery so everyone is concerned.

1/1-Captain Josepha Sabin asked for prayers for their non biological daughter. She is just ten years old and is going to have surgery soon for a brain tumor. Prayers for complete healing and skill for surgeon.

1/3-MWR and her husband are starting second I FF cycle as they try to conceive a child. Would like prayers for patience, trust and hope and for doctors and team as they graciously give of their time and expertise.

1/9-Antisocialists dear friend had a kidney transplant, Prayers for a successful recovery recovery.

1/9- Red asked for prayers for his friend Rita V. whose father died in Fall and has a son who has entered inpatient drug rehab the day after Christmas . Prayers for recovery for son and strength for mom.

1/9-Nickrp has stage-4 lymphoma. Battling to stay in remission has taken a toll on him financially, emotionally, and physically. Wife is disabled. Prayers for health and financial stability. He has a GoFundMe site with a picture of his family:

1/11-bensdad00 had combination pacemaker and defibrillator put in. Needs success for healing so he can get back to work.

1/13-empire1 husband is in the hospital after fall. Doing better in speaking but walking with walker instead of cane. Needs recovery from dehydration and for strengthening and healing.

1/14-PaleRider asked for prayer for her brother who had a colonoscopy. Waiting for results. Don’t think it’s cancer but he may have Crohn’s disease. Prayers for solid diagnosis and successful treatment.

1/14-Molly K asked for prayers for her daughter, 17 weeks pregnant. Baby is expected to pass in 2 to 3 weeks. If by some miracle, she can make it to 24 weeks, they can do a C-section and possible surgery. Lymphatic and circulatory systems didn’t hook up right and baby is filling up with fluid.

1/16-NorthernLurker, this Thursday (1/17) will be 1 year anniversary of Faye, his wife’s, death. Worst year of NL life, Prayers for continued healing and comfort. Also needs job or business, sense of direction and vision and ambition in terms of future occupation.

1/16-troyriser's mother judy has inoperable lung cancer. Doesn't want chemo or radiation because she is frail and doesn't think she'll survive them. Doesn't want to take pain meds because she wants to enjoy her family with last days unclouded. Troyriser asked for prayers for ease in her passing.

1/16-prayers for grammie winger who is facing the loss of her eye due to ongoing health issues.

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:

*Due to space constraints prayer requests will be removed after 5 weeks, unless updated. Please let me know. Please copy list and pray for earlier requests. Contact Fenelon at Fenelondirection18 at gmail dot com.

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