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December 06, 2004

What Happened to Viktor Yushchenko's Face?

Alarming News links to a doctor opining in the Daily News-- and poisoning is not ruled out. The words "dioxin" and "Agent Orange" appear prominently.

If you're going to take a shot at the king, boys, you'd better not miss. If Yushchenko wins the real election -- as we all hope he does -- there's going to be some payback, and I, for one, am not going to complain too loudly about it.

A Second Opinion: Ken J tips that Code Blue thinks it might be Rosacea, covered in thick make-up. He says his wife is in the skin care business (and I believe him) and thinks it could be a very severe case of acnaic Rosacea.

I don't know what any of those words mean, either. Still, I guess I should note their are plausible explanations apart from poisoning.


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