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Rather's RuinYes, I know I keep returning to this issue, much like a 47-year-old potbellied insurance salesman who never stops talking about that high-school game where he scored a 40 yard touchdown on a screen pass. But humor me, just as you'd humor that guy, maybe occasionally saying "Tell me again about the part where you juked the last safety between you and goal-line." Yeah, you've heard about that (and his "key forearm shiver") six billion times, but what the hell, he's buying you drinks, right? In the days when the establishment media had an iron grip on public discourse, it was almost impossible to challenge their biases. Dan Rather and company insisted they were simply objective observers, exemplary public servants untainted by political agenda or shoddy research. Now the public knows otherwise. I've made this point before, but, as I'm repeating myself anyway, what the hell. (Double rock and rye for my good and patient friend here.) The media understands that all professions protect their own. Sure, there's the occasional whistleblower (or, more frequently, a disgruntled employee who's not quite credible), but by and large all professions protect each other from outside scrutiny. Cops do it. Lawyers do it. Doctors do it. (It's hard to find a a very reputable doctor willing to serve as an expert against another doctor in a malpractice case, except in the most egregrious cases; a lot of times malpractice lawyers have to settle for "doctors" whose main profession is no longer medicine but serving as expert witnesses.) CEO's do it. The media claims that it is the one institution capable of self-policing. When a blogger or other outsider dares to question their integrity, they react.... well, they react in the same angry, defensive, "How dare you!" kind of way that CEO's react when Mike Wallace starts making thinly-sourced allegations against them. The media polices all other professions. But who polices the media? There are media critics, to be sure, but they themselves are part of the profession. They are not true outsiders; they depend, ultimately, on the goodwill of the profession as a whole to continue earning their livelihood. And so it goes that even when Dan Rather makes a clear and unconscionable error -- and then refuses to even admit forthrightly that he was wrong -- the other media trolls rally round him, protecting him from the sort of castigation that they would surely inflict on, say, a Pentagon contractor engaging in analogous misbehavior. Bloggers aren't part of the media caste; we're not in the Old Boy's Club. Truth be told, most of us would like to be, and yet there is, for most of us, such a small chance of that ever happening as to be too trivial to corrupt. If the media believes that they have a vital role to play as the nation's self-appointed watch-dogs, then certainly they must admit there is useful and good for someone to be watch-dogging them, as well. After all, it is the watch-dogging that is important, not the fact that a particular caste of northeastern liberals is doing the job. Their self-righteous blatherings about being the "fourth estate" providing an important check on the government (and everyone else, for that matter) sound awfully hypocritical when they react so passionately and nastilly to anyone who dares to provide a check on them. Update: The report is scheduled to be released December 10th, but will probably begin leaking this week. And Jay Leno's been having a field day with Dan Rather. Here are a couple of good ones: "I’m sure you heard about this - the Republicans have won yet another "Dan Rather said stepping down was the hardest thing he ever had to "Dan Rather said today that his decision to retire has nothing to do | Recent Comments
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