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July 19, 2019

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"After Trump called out the commies on the Squawk Squad for being un-American provocateurs at his campaign rally in Greenville, NC, out came the GOP cuck contingent, all competing to out-cuck each other with their 'Well, I never' and 'tut-tut' as they collapsed on their fainting couches. I think Trump has caused them all to come down with medical conditions: Ben Shapiro needs to consult his gynecologist to check for a yeast infection. Mitt Romney has sore nipples and I think David French is actually lactating. And Jonah Goldberg may actually have to buy a bra. Tom Nichols missed his period, which means he could be pregnant.

Some clown named Robert Tracinski, who writes for The Bulwark, an online publication for squealing teenaged girls, has come down with a really bad case of PMS and then late in the day, Evan MacMullin got hit with severe menstrual cramps. Very debilitating, let me tell you. Unfortunately, this rally caught him during one of his 'heavy flow' days, so it'll be touch and go with him for awhile. But not to worry, Hugh Hewitt seems to be fine, all he needs to do is powder his vagina and he'll be OK.

But seriously, where all these guys when you need them? Where are they when CNN compares Trump rallies to Nazi parades? When have they ever called out the anti-Americanism of the commie Squawk Squad? Or when some idiot on MSNBC says that all Trump supporters are racists? The only people they ever seem to be interested in criticizing is Trump, and other conservatives. It's as of they've made some sort of secret treaty with progressives to be as ineffective as possible. And they're doing a damn good job of it, because they're all freaking useless. They don't want to fight anyone (except Trump), they can't be counted on (except to bash Trump), can't be trusted (except to sit on their hands) and they never do anything (except backstab anyone in their own party).

And now the mittelschmerz mafia is on a crying jag because the crowd trash-talked Ilian Omar during the Trump rally. Whoop de do. Considering that Trump supporters have been called racist, nazis, homophobes, white supremacists, etc., by the Democrats for years now, is that really so horrible? Also, clown show CNN reporter Brian Karem yelled "Go home!" at Seb Gorka during the White House social media summit last week, but I didn't hear any of the GOP girly men complain about that, nor anybody else, for that matter. Did you?

It boils down to this: the far left progressives want us deplatformed. The GOP cucks want us to be civil. In what universe does that make sense?"

CNN Bint Wants A Ritualistic Denunciation of Trump - And They're Having NONE of It:

CNN tries to convince 8 Republican women that Trump is a racist

All 8 say he's not a racist

“I’m a brown-skinned woman. I am a legal immigrant. I agree with him”

“I’m glad [Trump] said what he said because all they are doing is inciting hatred”pic.twitter.com/rOv0zsrKxb
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) July 17, 2019

This Week Trump Be All Like:

Also Trump:

Hooray For Bollywood!

(click for bigger)And here's another photo.

"I Don't Think So, Tim."

(click for bigger)

(Please don't go looking for a connection between today's celebs, there isn't any - to my knowledge)

Wednesday's celebs: Lainie Kazan and Joseph Bologna, who were in the hilarious film My Favorite Year.

Friday Shoe Pr0n:

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Some clown named Robert Tracinski, who writes for The Bulwark, an online publication for squealing teenaged girls, has come down with a really bad case of PMS and then late in the day, Evan MacMullin got hit with severe menstrual cramps. Very debilitating, let me tell you. Unfortunately, this rally caught him during one of his 'heavy flow' days, so it'll be touch and go with him for awhile. But not to worry, Hugh Hewitt seems to be fine, all he needs to do is powder his vagina and he'll be OK. But seriously, where all these guys when you need them? Where are they when CNN compares Trump rallies to Nazi parades? When have they ever called out the anti-Americanism of the commie Squawk Squad? Or when some idiot on MSNBC says that all Trump supporters are racists? The only people they ever seem to be interested in criticizing is Trump, and other conservatives. It's as of they've made some sort of secret treaty with progressives to be as ineffective as possible. And they're doing a damn good job of it, because they're all freaking useless. They don't want to fight anyone (except Trump), they can't be counted on (except to bash Trump), can't be trusted (except to sit on their hands) and they never do anything (except backstab anyone in their own party). And now the mittelschmerz mafia is on a crying jag because the crowd trash-talked Ilian Omar during the Trump rally. Whoop de do. Considering that Trump supporters have been called racist, nazis, homophobes, white supremacists, etc., by the Democrats for years now, is that really so horrible? Also, clown show CNN reporter Brian Karem yelled "Go home!" at Seb Gorka during the White House social media summit last week, but I didn't hear any of the GOP girly men complain about that, nor anybody else, for that matter. Did you? It boils down to this: the far left progressives want us deplatformed. The GOP cucks want us to be civil. In what universe does that make sense?" 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