Funny Stuff

Better Late Than Never

Selected favorites from Cool Facts About John Bolton's Moustache:

John Bolton's Moustache has had numerous "host beings" throughout history, including Doc Holliday, Jack the Ripper, and Rosie Perez. -Ace

The real reason John Bolton's Moustache had a hard time getting appointed to being the Ambassador to the UN was because of his prolific but little known career in adult movies under the name Bolt Johnson's Moustache.
-Sortelli

Feng Shui or fengshui is the ancient Chinese practice of placement and arrangement of space to achieve harmony with JBM.
-Steve in hb

Spurwing Plover was a tenured professor of astrophysics at CalTech until he saw John Bolton's Moustache in his Mercedes' rearview mirror.
-Sue Dohnim

Indigenous Amazonian warriors rub their arrow tips on John Bolton's moustache before going hunting.
-skinbad

John Bolton's Mustache started off gray. It turned white after defeating the Balrog.
-BumperStickerist

There are actually Nine Moustaches of Power, but John Bolton's is The One Moustache That Binds Them.
-Ace

Homeland Security wants air marshalls to carry guns because giving them a piece of John Bolton's mustache is too crazy and dangerous.
-Sortelli

John Bolton's moustache took the long jump gold medal in 1968 in Mexico City.
-Dave in Texas

According to noted journalist Larry Flynt, John Bolton forced his wife to perform embarrasing menages a trois with his moustache.
-Caspera

In Mexico, John Bolton's moustache is called "Pelo del Diablo" and a festival is held in its honor each year to keep its wrath from destroying villages and taking lives.
-Slublog

ITS A FACT:
In June of 1939, Dick Cheneys Cock gave John Boltons moustache a Filthy Adolph-- nine months later, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his way out of Boltons face.
-Amish Moustache ride

"Paradise Lost" isn't really about the fall of Satan from heaven. It's about the time John Bolton shaved his moustache.
-Slublog

As always, there will be no prizes.

posted by Laura. at 10:47 AM

| Access Comments