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June 23, 2006

Kosmology: When Jupiter... Is In The Seventh House...

... and a fruitcake lefty astrologer... is hired by the Mark Warner campaign...

On September 11th, 2001, Jupiter was exactly conjunct Varuna, atop Bush's and the USA's Sun. Pluto, at 13' Sagittarius was conjunct the USA ascendant, inconjunct from Varuna/Jupiter at the MH. It was as if Manifest Destiny became triggered for Bush to see-- a Global War on Terrorism became his and the followers religious zeal. Since then, Bush and the Republicans have used 9/11 toward their own gain & glory. The warmongers got their calling using the patriotism via the USA Sun; it's been very powerful to confront head on, especially given the media's driving coverage.

Guess who?

It's so unbelievable I'm not sure I believe it. But it seems real. And yet-- I don't believe it.





I'm so glad they've freed their minds of that kooky "Jesus" crap.


Headline Thanks: Way Off Bass suggested "Kosmology," which isn't quite fair, as this doesn't come from Don Kos himself.

Still... close enough.

When Schizophrenics Collide: Doesn't sound much less crazy than this missive from an obvious paranoid schizoprhenic:

FOAMOSTYRE Macheye thermocore. As the solar storms of space & the gases of polyurethane give us life, the LX7 radar gives us the greatest of all, the truth. To put the solar storm into words, left temple digital squares, 903 phantom exceeding inside right angle digital squares right temple LX7 reading sun eclipse solar storms. Now we can reveal the truth. Left temple of the brain is a BEAK 101 planet Mercury. Now for the obesity in the test weight of matter the dry factor & to put in plainly like an ear of corn, the test weight. Now I hope you got the picture.

I've got the picture. The picture I've got is of a lonely man with a head full of bad chemicals and a basement full of dead hitchhikers.

Strong. Delusional.


Thanks to Rob at Left and Right, where you'll come for the Right, but you'll stay for the nutty Left.

He's also got a story about a dog who dialed a cell phone, saving his owner from death due to diabetic seizure.

You never hear those stories about cats. You collapse on the ground with a stroke or a seizure, and your cats just start divvying up your CDs and DVDs.

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