TechPorn Round-Up

New contact lenses give athletes an edge, by screening out certain wavelengths of light to make it easier to follow a quickly-moving ball.

Bonus: They tint your eyes red, making you look bad-ass.

Also at that link: Magnets implanted in fingertips give users a sixth sense for detecting, well, magnetic fields. Which may sound useless, until you find yourself being stalked by an electromagnetic ninja. Which, if my life is any indication, happens every two or three months.

An electric car that can, supposedly, take on Porches and Ferraris.

And thanks to a commenter, an article about the sex-robots we'll all be bangin' in five years.

Shawn wants to know if a sex-robot will have sex with a Beta Male. Well, of course they will. But while Alpha Males will get the super-advanced, super-hot, super-lifelike sex-robots, Beta Males, lacking money and status, will have to settle for clunky things that look like the maid from the Jetsons, except with an artificial pooter.

Two or three years down the line, Beta Males can purchase... used sex robots from their Alpha Male betters, who will be moving on to penile implants which provide direct intradork stimulation.

posted by Ace at 03:24 PM

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