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November 20, 2013

Oh Dear: Kathleen Sebelius Does Photo-Op to Show How Well Healthcare.gov is Working; System Goes Down As She's Talking to Navigator

Stay with the report to see how many people actually managed to sign up Obamacare, even with the aid of navigators.

I'll put the answer in white font if you just want the answer without the hoopety doo and much ado:

Two.

That's from the Free Beacon. Also check out this clip, in which Comically Evasive Mouthpiece Jay Carney fields a question about the "Obamacare success story," personally hailed by Obama, who now turns out to not be able to afford Obamacare's sky-high premiums at all.

He says he's "reaching out to her" to make sure she "understands her options." So, like, she's dumb.

Jay Carney embarrassing himself is not even dog-bites-man at this point. It's dog-bites-dogfood.

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