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November 30, 2013

Saturday Car Thread - [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]

Welcome back to the easy, breezy Saturday car thread.

It is my hope that each of you had a wonderful Thanksgiving, full of love, laughter, and pie. And, with Thanksgiving now behind us, it's time to focus on the rape of our culture and the mass consumerism that has destroyed our country.

Ooops! Sorry! I blacked out for a moment while recalling the faux-rage of a thousand dirty hippies as they took to twitter to grieve for our lost souls.

In tribute to them, and to honor the greatest poverty-destroying system in the world, I present a thread dedicated to greed. Sorry. I slipped again. Did I say "greed"? I meant to say "giving".

A few gift suggestions for the car lovers among us.

For the heavy-footed:

A radar detector. These, however, are not your run of the mill detectors, or... at these prices... they'd better not be.

For the guy who doesn't mind a few ants in his car:

A bacon-scented air freshener. This scent is available in spray form, but I recommend this version instead. The next time a hobo approaches your car, insisting on washing your windows, just point at it and tell him that the last fella who tried that is now hanging from your rear-view mirror.

For the littlest capitalists:

Hey Dionne, check out the totally lumped-out Jeep daddy bought me!

To protect that big investment:

Really nice floor liners.

For the lady who loves the bling:

Not your average key ring and guaranteed to make your lady ask "You spent how much on this thing?!"

Because tools deserve love too:

You can't store them in just any old box. They deserve a showcase of their own.

Your garage is your castle:

And, as such, why not make it look its very best? Car art.

A stocking stuffer:

A nice, little gadget with lots of great reviews.

For the speed demon:

Learn to drive like the pros at Skip Barber Racing School. If stock car racing is more your speed, there's The King.

To care for your baby:

You can't just run it through the local car wash. I mean, sure, you can, but it'll run you $30 and they won't do half as good a job as you will. It will be easy with the proper tools.

Now, the weekly cruisin' tunes:

And, finally, this thread brought to you by selling tires, the Pirelli way:

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